plz stop seducing me from under the table i whisper
except he should be smacking him with a box of pocky
i am so crazy rn
lean on meeeeee
happy pocky day!
for like 5 more seconds lol
lmao i want to draw something for pocky day since i never post but im so lazy and all i can think of is a dude smacking another dude in the face and whispering “i don’t share pocky with hussies”
that’s not how bones fucking work
there is a stray cat in my neighborhood. i am on a quest to find it. i have dubbed it the cat king, and am carrying around salmon dog treats in an attempt to woo it. my dog keeps stealing them from me. now i do not have so many treats. this is not a large enough dowry. the cat king will never accept my attempts to court it.
i’ll bet that smarts